Athena Is Keene

Fangirl, Writer, Nerd, Geek--- And All That Jazz.

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via cheleesi)

  • 1492: These Indians are barbarians, they wear no clothes.
  • 2012: These Muslims are barbarians, they wear too many clothes.

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

(via precumming)

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

(Source: reddit.com)

futureorangeturtle:

Because when a four year old girl ties a ribbon to your weapon and tells you to dance, you DANCE. 
And because it’s Mike, he looks fabulous while doing so.
This is all your fault, Flynne. I hope you’re happy. 8|

futureorangeturtle:

Because when a four year old girl ties a ribbon to your weapon and tells you to dance, you DANCE. 

And because it’s Mike, he looks fabulous while doing so.

This is all your fault, Flynne. I hope you’re happy. 8|

(via helloharmonyxx)

You were train to kill your enemies, weren’t you? It’s what you want. It’s what I would do. It’s what your grandfather would do.  

(Source: avatarwinchester, via gothamite)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I’m one of those people who loves to take a hot bath, but loves so much I end up falling asleep and overheating myself. I’m such an idjit lol

theroguefeminist:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

this is disgusting

(via butterflydm)

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

(via supermoclel)